GR8 LAK

Great Lak, huh? More like great bad license plate.

Thanks to my wifey Lori!

LONS 79

Lions 79 I could excuse. Maybe they had a hell of a year way back when. But Lons??? No, no, no.

DVXUSER

It's unclear if this guy is a total nerd who loves video encoding or a total bad ass who loves motocross. But it is clear that this guy is a major tool with a stupid license plate.

Thanks to Cait and Lexi for this one!

Wulfie

You know... a little wax could take care of that.

Iced T

It's hard to tell if they are an O.G. or just like really like the champagne of the south. Either way, it's a bad license plate, folks!

Thanks to Aunt Kay and my mom for this gem!

Jochim 3

Here are some pronunciation options: ya-kim, yo-kim, joe chim, jock him, jay o'chim. Either way I can't imagine there being 2 others to necessitate the "3". I mean, really.... two other yo-kims??? Not possible.

Swanny 2

"Swanny 2" ... another gem found by my wifey Lori.

I guess they needed a reminder about which swanny this car is. For the record, it's 2.

Stor Rod

I can't imagine what this means. You buy rods at the store? You store your rods in your car?

Idiot!

This was captured my lovely wifey Lori.

GOTPLSS

"Got Milk" I could see. But "Got Plss" ...? I just can't even imagine what that is supposed to mean. Stupid!

I know what will make my red car a real pussy wagon!

I can only imagine what the midlife crisis guy who drives this red sports car was thinking.