GYOA

This doesn't mean a damn thing.

AMADIS

A-ma-dis. Ahm-a-dis. A-mad-is.
Stooo-pid. Stoop-id. Stuuuu-pid.

Thanks Cait!

BBBUGGG

I love when it's obvious that the person only has this license plate because every other version of "Bug" has been taken. Brilliant plan!

Thanks to Lori for this one!

59 BLA

That's how I feel about this too... Blah!

7SEVENS

Seven sevens is stupid stupid.

LSTRZ FN

You're a fan of what exactly?? Cause I've never heard of Lesstrez.

LONS 79

It could be a person's name I guess. Lons Smith, born in 1798. It's possible.

GR8 LAK

Great Lak, huh? More like great bad license plate.

Thanks to my wifey Lori!

LONS 79

Lions 79 I could excuse. Maybe they had a hell of a year way back when. But Lons??? No, no, no.

DVXUSER

It's unclear if this guy is a total nerd who loves video encoding or a total bad ass who loves motocross. But it is clear that this guy is a major tool with a stupid license plate.

Thanks to Cait and Lexi for this one!

Wulfie

You know... a little wax could take care of that.

Iced T

It's hard to tell if they are an O.G. or just like really like the champagne of the south. Either way, it's a bad license plate, folks!

Thanks to Aunt Kay and my mom for this gem!

Jochim 3

Here are some pronunciation options: ya-kim, yo-kim, joe chim, jock him, jay o'chim. Either way I can't imagine there being 2 others to necessitate the "3". I mean, really.... two other yo-kims??? Not possible.

Swanny 2

"Swanny 2" ... another gem found by my wifey Lori.

I guess they needed a reminder about which swanny this car is. For the record, it's 2.

Stor Rod

I can't imagine what this means. You buy rods at the store? You store your rods in your car?

Idiot!

This was captured my lovely wifey Lori.

GOTPLSS

"Got Milk" I could see. But "Got Plss" ...? I just can't even imagine what that is supposed to mean. Stupid!

I know what will make my red car a real pussy wagon!

I can only imagine what the midlife crisis guy who drives this red sports car was thinking.

Does your mom pick out your clothes too?

This one makes me think that some poor guy got personalized plates from his mom for his birthday with his childhood nickname on them.

Okay, okay, I have to confess.... this is actually my sister's best friend's license plate, and yes, that's what happened. Sorry Dane! :-)

But thanks Lori, for snapping this one!

Can dogs even get that?

Good idea: Getting a personalized license plate to declare your love for your pet.
Bad idea: Telling the entire world, probably on accident, that your dog has SARS.

brought to you by Lori, thanks honey buns!

Your what...?

This one is making the rounds, but it's too good not to share. Thanks Sara from How Much Do We Love, check out her podcast on iTunes!

At least they can count...

Good job, Mr. SUV. You have correctly counted the number of fish you have, and then announced it to the world.

For some reason.

Is that English?

While I have some suspicion that this is sports related, it sounds like the grunt sounds of someone who is getting the shit kicked out of them. OOoo! Uut! NUUUUU!

It's your basic really stupid license plate.

Rhymes with ...

In case you can't tell, this says, "SHE SMIT". Although it looks a little different from far away, maybe that's the point?

Submitted by: Cait

Unclear on what a flag ship is

Flag ship = Main vessel of shipping line

FLG SHP 3 = Just stupid

This one came from my wifey, Lori. She's the best wife the world! :-)

Bad License Plates

Bad personalized license plates drive me up the wall. Perhaps it's because I'm an editor or because I take everything literally. Maybe it's because I like figuring things out and I can't stand it when I'm in the dark. In any case, this blog is dedicated to all the misguided people out there who think a personalized license plate is a great place for a personal joke, a nonsensical word, or a combination of letters and numbers that even Einstein could not decipher.